You Give Me Fever
I have Royal Wedding Fever (RWF). Far as I can tell, it's not fatal. It has several symptoms, and based on recent events, I believe it is contagious. Unless you've had your head in a bag for the past few weeks, the Royal Wedding (and the inciting cause of RWF) refers to the nuptials of Great Britain's Prince William and Kate Middleton. The media frenzy surrounding the wedding reached fever pitch a couple of weeks ago, by my estimation. It's about this time that my symptoms started to manifest themselves. Prior to this point, I had shown some early signs, but it was unclear whether I'd develop full-blown RWF. This all started in November when Wills (as those of us who are close to him call him) announced his engagement to Catherine (Kate, to her friends). It was at this point that I started having delusions of booking a trip to London to "witness" the nuptials. I began monitoring flights across the pond, but was quickly reigned in by a sensible...