- Start taking yoga.
- After taking yoga for a while, a regular plastic yoga mat will not do. You have to order one from India made out of natural fibers with a handmade mat carrier.
- Then become a vegetarian.
- After that, start talking about how much better you feel now that you've given up meat.
- Start talking with your "inner voice" and blinking slower than normal people. [This one was my particular favorite, as he demonstrated the "inner voice" as being soft and calm and sort of whispery, with the slow blink.]
- When you catch me eating a burger, you look at me with disgust and say, "Meat is murder!" and instead invite me to lunch at an Indian buffet.
- Invite me to join you. I'm all for athletics, I love sports and a healthy lifestyle, but don't invite me. I respect your right to do all this stuff, but I do not like to be invited and I don't like to join!
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